Ring-ring. Whadup

The 3am question in American politics can be settled once and for all with another question. If you consider the USA the land of opportunity, of equality and justice for all, if you consider it the melting pot of the worlds finest minds, talents, dreams and ambitions, if you extract the essence, the excitement of what it means to truly be free from the crazy, white, Puritanism that has prevailed in the last 8 years, and wonder, who would be the best person to answer that goddam phone when a terrorist calls, wouldn’t it be best to wonder who the threat would prefer to talk to? I mean, for security’s sake, wouldn’t it be better to know who the terrorist would rather talk to? Would it be a woman? Not if she’s not wearing a veil and fancies herself the rebirth of the 90's when the economy also gave birth to the worst kind of female, the celebutant. Would it be another white guy with a temper big enough to call his wife a c--t and the cancer on his face to prove it? Or would it be someone with a similar skin colour? Who knows Muslim culture from having lived it in his childhood? Would it still be proper to call the Western world the Great Satan if it’s most powerful leader’s name is actually the most sacred of Muslim names “Husein”? Who would the world rather be on the receiving end of that 3am phone call? America’s mighty choice IS the beginning of a new era, dial away!